Why, what’s this, Snakehead fans? Could it possibly be the long-awaited overhaul (image, layout, functionality, the whole nine yards) you’ve been on pins and needles for all this time? Why, yes! Yes, it could! So no need to keep pinching yourselves, it’s definitely real. Stop it, I said, that’s going[…]
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Free Captains, this is the Splinter of Chord. Expected action patterns indicate that I am to introduce myself to you and tell you what I do. I am a Cohort-class Free AI. I may choose what to do independent of the AI collective. For this reason, I shall tell you[…]
May The Fourth etc etc
On this momentous day of days, Snakehead fans, we’re catching you up on this week and the last before we return to process of getting this website up to snuff. It’s been a while in the works, and we think you’ll be pleased with the results. But that’s in the[…]
Boldly Going Fourth
Today’s the day we mark the fourth anniversary of Star Pirates. And I think we can all agree it’s been one HECK of a ride. So for the next 12 hours or so, we’ll have a happy birthday event in-game! +1 Energy and +1 Fuel for all, and some unfindable[…]
The World Certainly Is Full Of Things
So…just what ARE the new findable things mentioned in the post above? Glad you asked! What is old, is new again. The new findable things are actually things that were findable before. They are the Stealth Drive and the Stealth Plating, as well (of course) as our famous Starcrash Celebration[…]
Get on the Sole train!
153 years in the future, something new is afoot. Spies are covering twig-strewn wastelands in total silence. Combat specialists are putting the boot in like never before. Self-styled ninja have one more old-school article back in their arsenals. Deranged jetbikers don’t even need to change between assignments. The technically savvy[…]
We Will Not Be Making The Obvious Joke Today News
Lots of work going on behind the scenes in preparation for BIG news next week, Snakehead fans! In the meantime, we’ve got the usual fascinating updates lined up for you. First of all, a big hand for Ebony Phoenix who is retiring from Star Pirates and as a Moderator after[…]
What Gaming is About – Caine’s Arcade
Running a game company is about passion. It’s about creating something you’re proud of whether or not someone shows up to play it. You WANT someone to show up and love it just as much as you do, but that doesn’t always happen. We’ve been very fortunate as game company[…]
Small Correction
A few names were mistakenly switched around in last week’s update, Snakehead fans. Naturally, those responsible have been flogged unmercifully. Well, sternly scolded. Well…patted on the head and told to be more careful next time? Anyway, it’s all fixed. Happy levelling!
Weekly Updates
First off, did we mention we have a new office? Well, we do. Spybattle 2165 shifts gears once more – Whether it’s component shortages or yet another insidious plot by the bad guys (IE, not your team), Holo Projectors and W.H.I.N.E are no longer to be found in Smoking Bolt[…]
The Move (III)
Oho! Ahead of schedule, here’s the riveting conclusion! So. After a certain amount of confusion, exertion and mumbled swears, the beautiful new Snakehead central was complete! Safely ensconced away from natural sunlight, and having scored the sweetest of desks, your humble scribe toils away seeking new and interesting situations for[…]